awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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