I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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