Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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