and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize