so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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