Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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