She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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