Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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