Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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