Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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