I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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