Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize