Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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