I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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