its not stalking. its research.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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