do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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