Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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