Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
did i just pee glitter
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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