so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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