It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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