Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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