my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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