I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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