Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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