very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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