that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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