the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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