Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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