i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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