I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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