so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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