party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Randomize