We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Are we still banned from the library?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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