One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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