Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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