yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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