How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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