all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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