I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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