officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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