You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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