Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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