Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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