You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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