WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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