YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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