the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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