why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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