just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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