Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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