Just mADE A PArabola og urine
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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