I don't think brook has ever known best
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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