Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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