normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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nutella sex= disaster
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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